Where did this whole parallel-fifths-association-with-Asians thing come from anyway? Is it really even valid?? I’m looking at you too, Kung Fu Fighting song!
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Princess Chicken
If you can’t read Chinese, don’t despair! Click here for English.
And please excuse any of my linguistic shortcomings.
So… which makes more sense: Expensive Airplane or Senior Concubine Chicken? My misinterpretation was a logical error, wasn’t it? Either way, little Chinese restaurant menus, you can’t fool me with your euphemistic English translation “Princess Chicken.” But whenever I hear someone say “贵妃鸡,” this is what pops into my head:
And then this… the actual dish:
Highly recommended, by the way. It’s yummy.
mobile chicken coop
Option 1: “Chicken Wheel”
Why should hamsters get all the fun?
does this count as free range?
note: not recommended for people who live on a hill, or people who have swimming pools.
Option 2: “Space Module”
for those who want to restrict the chicken’s path, or want crop circles.
unrelated option: “the baba yaga”
seed convention
#4 is Dragonfruit, if you didn’t know. For some reason, I find it delicious only if I spoon it straight out of the fruit.
mommy’s fridge: ice cream
fix it with shading 
