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Secret Communist Club

I started a little club at school. The regime is going well. I might go so far as to say it’s doubleplusgood. Here is our manifesto, also known as the Bill of Rice:

secret communist club of chicago school of violin making

For this first Harvest Cycle, we are 11 strong. $2.10 for a couple months’ access to fresh rice every day – why WOULDN’T you join??

secret communist club of chicago school of violin making

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Asian parenting (un)encouragement stickers

I should sell actual stickers of these. I’d make bank. Oh wait, Asian parents would just print bootleg ones at home.

asian parenting encouragement stickers

And now the beautiful gai mou sou blown up for your viewing pleasure.

feather duster of pain