comics

Princess Chicken

If you can’t read Chinese, don’t despair! Click here for English.
And please excuse any of my linguistic shortcomings.

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So… which makes more sense: Expensive Airplane or Senior Concubine Chicken? My misinterpretation was a logical error, wasn’t it? Either way, little Chinese restaurant menus, you can’t fool me with your euphemistic English translation “Princess Chicken.” But whenever I hear someone say “贵妃鸡,” this is what pops into my head:

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And then this… the actual dish:
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Highly recommended, by the way. It’s yummy.

purfling pick

Those double black lines on your violin are not drawn in decorations. They come from this:

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That purfling strip gets bent with an iron and stuffed into a channel, which we cut out with knives and pick out with this:

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And in the process, we smash our left thumbs with the hard tempered metal of the purfling pick.

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We knife two lines, 2mm deep, but there’s no real way of knowing how deep we’ve cut other than guessing by eyeballing how far down the tip of your knife has gone. Also, keeping that channel perpendicular to the surface is no easy task!

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So when picking out the channel, you sometimes come across a spot where your knife didn’t reach, and the channel is unclean.

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But wait… that looks familiar.

26 purfling pick 5I have an idea!!!!26 purfling pick 6

Okay here is the update on violin #1:

knifed:

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picked:

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purfled:

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maple back with purfling all glued in:

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Definitive proof

22 strad wuz hereWe are required to read a century-old biography on Antonio Stradivari. It’s apparently full of inaccuracies. The book says Strad was a student of Nicolo Amati, but my teacher says the general consensus now is that Strad didn’t work under Amati. Whatever. I’m sure I’ve lost your attention by now. The point is, don’t believe the comic… as if you were going to anyway.

mobile chicken coop

Option 1: “Chicken Wheel”

Why should hamsters get all the fun?

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does this count as free range?
note: not recommended for people who live on a hill, or people who have swimming pools.

mobile chicken coop rolling in action

Option 2: “Space Module”

for those who want to restrict the chicken’s path, or want crop circles.

mobile chicken coop option 2 "space module"

unrelated option: “the baba yaga”

mobile chicken coop "the baba yaga"