Architecture RE:lapse

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Operation Help-Max-Get-Chickens, part 1

I spent the last week in New Jersey, helping my sister get started with chicken-keeping.

This was the plan. It was supposed to be easy.

the original chicken tractor-building schedule

But of course, things don’t always go as planned.

the actual unfolding of chicken preparation events

We originally meant to get a flock of Orpingtons and/or Rhode Island Reds, but the farmer lady had an Ameraucana. I hadn’t recently researched it, but I remembered it was a favorite of many. So after the hour-long high-speed chase, I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry when I read this:

ameraucanas love to escape, apparently

So that was my week. With a haircut by my sisters and a trip to New York squeezed in there somewhere.

Next time I’ll go into detail about the tractor itself.

mobile chicken coop

Option 1: “Chicken Wheel”

Why should hamsters get all the fun?

mobile chicken coop - wheel

does this count as free range?
note: not recommended for people who live on a hill, or people who have swimming pools.

mobile chicken coop rolling in action

Option 2: “Space Module”

for those who want to restrict the chicken’s path, or want crop circles.

mobile chicken coop option 2 "space module"

unrelated option: “the baba yaga”

mobile chicken coop "the baba yaga"