
Yeah, that’s right, Frank Gehry. I found your Pritzker Pavilion in the dumpster.

Yeah, that’s right, Frank Gehry. I found your Pritzker Pavilion in the dumpster.
They say music is a universal language, so no translation necessary, right?

I love our ensemble.
I’m in the middle of arching my second violin. I laid out my scrapers and they arranged themselves like this:

My bench neighbor looked over at me playing tangrams with my scrapers and all he had to say was: “You’re retarded.”

Let’s play a little game.

Got it?? #6 might have required a little reverse engineering, but that wasn’t so hard, was it? Where will MJ’s nonsensical train of thought take you next?
It’s now been a year since I moved back to Amerrrca from my other Motherland. To celebrate that wonderful wonderful day, I shall share with yall a dramatized flashback to my first 10 minutes Fresh Off the Plane.
