bad ideas

Grocery Gauntlet

grocery bag tourniquet solution



this was a little more non-sequitur than i meant for it to be. and the mystery of jean grey’s terrible costume remains.

but i think grocery gauntlet is a seriously good idea. maybe i’ll actually make one…


mobile chicken coop

Option 1: “Chicken Wheel”

Why should hamsters get all the fun?

mobile chicken coop - wheel

does this count as free range?
note: not recommended for people who live on a hill, or people who have swimming pools.

mobile chicken coop rolling in action

Option 2: “Space Module”

for those who want to restrict the chicken’s path, or want crop circles.

mobile chicken coop option 2 "space module"

unrelated option: “the baba yaga”

mobile chicken coop "the baba yaga"